Passionate girl raised in the south
but like ended up like talking like a valley girl

Certified baby face
apparently it’s a good thing but bouncers hate me

Aspiring food critic
(I’m in the top 10% of restaurant reviewers on Google)

Painfully unapologetic
I wish I could be sorry about it but

National poetry slam qualifier
so basically a rapper on the DL

dog mom
yes, it’s a real job